For All I Know, This Is A Picture of My Birth.

I'm adopted, see. So, while most of you know someone who was personally present when you appeared in this world who can vouch for the process popularly depicted on the Life Network (props to you, Vhill!), I know no witnesses to my birth - my parents were accepted by the adoption people, and told to wait by the phone; when they called, my parents drove to a government office building to pick me up. Could be there's this big plastic pipe out behind that office building somewhere, mysteriously shooting out kids. You don't know.